Got these three in the last two days:
1.
if someone by the name of Mark Genesis Gallardo (rugbylegend) wants to add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it, too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Copy and paste in a new bulletin for all your friends
Show you care. SPAM YOUR FRIENDS! Hey, it'll save your hard drive.
2.
As you know, there are many hackers on our site. One of these hackers is nickobop918.
He has been removing videos and deleting account by hacking. You do not need to report him because that also sets off the timer which you will read about soon. If you do not repost this in atleast twenty-four hours as "Youtube Hacker" we will delete your account. We have developed a timers sytem that deletes your account when the timer ends. Reading this bulletin sets off the timer and the only way to stop it is by copying this exactly and then reposting it along with this code: >&023vf10jm-1-fbfb2=bd-time=png24hrs<
This code sets off the timer and any attemps to mess with the code when reposting will get your account removed.
Sincerely, The Youtube Service
My account is in trouble. YouTube is run by 12-year-olds.
Edit June 15: 24 hours later. I STILL HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT.
3.
YouTube has found these dangerous hackers who are messing with the system...repost this to warn everyone about this difficultty...repost this or you will get suggested as the hacker and get banned from youtube forever,,,YOUR ACCOUNT DEPENDS ON IT
Sincerely, YouTube Team
P.S. Because of this technical difficulty...we will be moderating random stream chatrooms and comments for suspicion
Wait...is it the YouTube Service, or YouTube Team? How many monkeys are running this joint?!